April162014
“*walking into ice cream shop* Hi there, can we please have two large chocolate fffffffffffffshakes?” my dad; aka “what happens when you take a New Englander out of New England”

(Source: calliecucumber)

lol 

2PM
She has literally been sitting like this for at least 20 minutes.

She has literally been sitting like this for at least 20 minutes.

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1PM

The number one most perplexing thing about chopping off a noticeable amount of hair was the number of people who asked me “Oh, why’d you cut your hair?”

?? What answer are you expecting besides “I wanted to.”??

"Oh, I was being held captive by an evil mastermind intent on ruling the world and he told me I had to cut my hair or he’d start killing innocent people."

"Actually I ran into a burning building to save babies and afterwards had to cut off all the singed ends."

??

12PM

I got Boo these carpeted kitty stairs and at first she couldn’t care less but she likes them so much now she attacks them unprovoked.

12PM

What the fuck Monday it was so gorgeous I had all the doors and windows open and today there is snow on the ground.

12PM

improvementispossible:

cats = aliens

(Source: lolgifs.net, via xoxorachelxoxo)

12PM

ciarachimera:

phantastus:

railerat:

yellowcrayonwillow:

Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important

TAKE IT WITH YOU.

I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.

I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.

hahaha I’ve watched this 3 times.

(via xoxorachelxoxo)

cats lol 

12PM
badcopsgoodcop:

decepticondanceparty:

killerweasel:

The Lego Movie finally has a dvd/blu-ray release date of June 17, 2014.
Amazon currently has the dvd for preorder for $14.96 and the blu-ray/dvd combo pack for preorder for $24.99.
There’s also an ‘Everything is Awesome’ set for preorder for $39.96, which comes with the dvd, the blu-ray, a 3D blu-ray, a 3D collectible picture of Emmett, and a Vitruvius figure.

PRAISE JESUS TWO DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY
YAAAAAAAASS

thank christ

badcopsgoodcop:

decepticondanceparty:

killerweasel:

The Lego Movie finally has a dvd/blu-ray release date of June 17, 2014.

Amazon currently has the dvd for preorder for $14.96 and the blu-ray/dvd combo pack for preorder for $24.99.

There’s also an ‘Everything is Awesome’ set for preorder for $39.96, which comes with the dvd, the blu-ray, a 3D blu-ray, a 3D collectible picture of Emmett, and a Vitruvius figure.

PRAISE JESUS TWO DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

YAAAAAAAASS

thank christ

(via juliamon)

12PM
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