*walking into ice cream shop* Hi there, can we please have two large chocolate fffffffffffffshakes?
my dad; aka “what happens when you take a New Englander out of New England”
I got Boo these carpeted kitty stairs and at first she couldn’t care less but she likes them so much now she attacks them unprovoked.
What is it with cats and stairs? Some ancient grudge?!
My assumption is that it’s got something to do with how easy it is to lie on their sides and attack a large object with fluffy carpet fibers they can dig their claws into.
Regardless, every time she does this I start picturing Callie doing it to your stairs.
The number one most perplexing thing about chopping off a noticeable amount of hair was the number of people who asked me “Oh, why’d you cut your hair?”
?? What answer are you expecting besides “I wanted to.”??
"Oh, I was being held captive by an evil mastermind intent on ruling the world and he told me I had to cut my hair or he’d start killing innocent people."
"Actually I ran into a burning building to save babies and afterwards had to cut off all the singed ends."
What the fuck Monday it was so gorgeous I had all the doors and windows open and today there is snow on the ground.